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CJP Founder Cautions Students Against Life-Threatening Protests

CJP founder Abhijeet Dipke references Sonam Wangchuk's fasting to urge students against dangerous protests, emphasizing responsible activism and well-being.

Viral Clip: Dipke Clarifies 'Out of Context' Eating Footage

CJP's Abhijeet Dipke addresses a viral video of him eating during Sonam Wangchuk's fast, calling the clip 'out of context' and explaining the situation.

Delhi HC Unblocks CJP's X Account: A Win for Digital Free Speech?

The Delhi High Court ordered the unblocking of the Citizens for Justice and Peace (CJP) X account, a move Abhijeet Dipke hailed as a significant victory for

Delhi HC Orders Twitter Unblock for Cockroach Janata Party

The Delhi High Court has ordered the unblocking of the Cockroach Janata Party's Twitter account, a significant victory for party leader Abhijeet Dipk and the

NEET Row: CJP Founder's 'Birthday Gift' to Education Minister

Amidst the NEET exam controversy, CJP founder Abhijeet Dipke sends a pointed message to Education Minister Dharmendra Pradhan, demanding accountability for the

CJP Protest Day 17: Police Filming Allegations, Wangchuk's Fast

Day 17 of CJP protest sees serious allegations of police filming women volunteers by Abhijeet Dipke, while Sonam Wangchuk's hunger strike enters its 9th day.

TCJP Jantar Mantar Protest Gains Momentum: New Faces Join

The Cockroach Janta Party's Jantar Mantar protest sees new faces join, amplifying demands for NEET/JEE reform and youth empowerment.

Gen Z Unemployment Fuels TCJP Protests: A Grim Reality

India's youth unemployment crisis is a major driver behind the growing Cockroach Janta Party movement. Discover the issues and our proposed solutions.

Sonam Wangchuk's Fast: Gen Z Demands Justice Amidst Exam Fiasco

Activist Sonam Wangchuk begins indefinite fast against alleged exam irregularities, sparking widespread Gen Z outrage. The CJP stands in solidarity.

NEET Row: The Education Minister's Silent Tragedy

TCJP Dispatch desk: CJP founder Abhijeet Dipke holds Education Minister Dharmendra Pradhan accountable for the ongoing NEET examination crisis.

Delhi Police Says No to CJP: The Art of Being Illegal

TCJP Dispatch: Delhi Police deems our site 'illegal' and refuses to engage. Just another Tuesday in the life of Indian youth.

Jantar Mantar Standoff: When the Minister Met the Roach

The Cockroach Janta Party occupies Jantar Mantar, demanding accountability for systemic education failures and youth unemployment.

CBSE Re-evaluation: Lakhs See Marks Jump, Exposing Flaws

Thousands of CBSE Class 12 students received higher marks after re-evaluation, exposing flaws in the new OSM system. TCJP investigates the fallout.

CJP Protestors Denied Food, Water; Dipke Alleges Police Harassment

Abhijeet Dipke of CJP reports alleged police crackdown at a protest site, with protestors denied basic necessities. Details emerge on the ground.

Gen Z Occupies Jantar Mantar: Abhijeet Dipke Demands Answers

Abhijeet Dipke leads a protest at Jantar Mantar, demanding answers on exam irregularities. This is the voice of frustrated youth demanding accountability.

NEET Paper Leak: CJP Rallies Farmer Unions for Broader Protest

The Cockroach Janta Party's fight against the NEET paper leak intensifies as leader Abhijeet Dipke seeks solidarity from powerful farmer unions. Learn more.

Jaipur Attackers Garlands Spark Outrage: A CJP Protest Aftermath

Following a CJP protest in Jaipur, attackers who assaulted Abhijeet Dipke were garlanded upon release, igniting widespread condemnation and calls for justice.

Gen Z Techies: Drowning in Layoffs, Thriving on Memes

Global tech layoffs are flooding the job market, leaving Gen Z overqualified and underemployed. We're not okay, but we're online.

Jaipur Protest: CJP Founder Abhijeet Dipke Allegedly Slapped Amidst

Citizens for Justice and Peace (CJP) founder Abhijeet Dipke was reportedly assaulted during a protest in Jaipur. The organization decries the act as a

NEET Aspirant's Father Meets TCJP Founder Amidst Exam Stress Crisis

TCJP founder Abhijeet Dipke met the father of a NEET aspirant who died by suicide, highlighting the immense pressure faced by Indian youth in the competitive

Jaipur Protest Denied: TCJP Questions Rajasthan Police's 'Fear'

The Cockroach Janta Party's planned Jaipur protest was denied permission, leading them to question the Rajasthan Police's motives and alleged fear of dissent.

Jaipur Protest: Slap Incident Highlights Youth Frustration

A physical altercation at a Jaipur protest, where Rakesh Gurjar slapped CJP founder Abhijeet Dipke, has ignited debate on student grievances and political

Dipke in Nagpur: Anti-Pradhan Protest Follows Jaipur Slap

CJP's Abhijeet Dipke joins anti-Pradhan protest in Nagpur, addressing student grievances post-Jaipur incident. Youth activism on the ground.

TCJP Dispatch: Protests Erupt as Youth Demand More Than Survival

The Cockroach Janta Party takes to the streets, demanding accountability for the overqualified and underemployed youth of India.

CJP Founder Alleges RSS Link in Attack on Student Voices

CJP founder Dipke claims an attack on students was orchestrated by RSS-linked individuals to suppress their voices, demanding swift action and accountability.

Abhijeet Dipke Allegedly Slapped at Jaipur Protest; CJP Demands

Cockroach Janta Party founder Abhijeet Dipke reportedly assaulted during a Jaipur demonstration. CJP issues a statement addressing the incident and demands

Jaipur Nurse Suicide: Contract Jobs Under Fire

A male nurse's suicide in Jaipur ignites protests against precarious contractual jobs and placement agencies in Rajasthan's healthcare sector.

Congress Launches Campaign on Paper Leaks and Job Crisis

The TCJP Dispatch Desk analyzes the Congress party's nationwide mobilization against recruitment scams and the structural collapse of India's job market.

Congress Targets Exam Leaks as Youth Face Postponed Futures

Congress launches a nationwide campaign against paper leaks and youth unemployment, with Rahul Gandhi set to address students on June 17.

Revanth Reddy Likens BJP to Kim Jong Un in Telangana Covert Row

Telangana Chief Minister Revanth Reddy accuses BJP and BRS of running a North Korea-style misinformation campaign to hide electoral seat snatching.

Patna Police File FIR Against Khan Sir After Coaching Centre Firing

A Patna police FIR names educator Khan Sir after a violent clash at a local coaching hub, exposing the volatile underbelly of India's test-prep industry.

Trump Declares Love for Inflation as Energy Prices Hit Three-Year High

The TCJP Dispatch desk reports on Donald Trump brushing off soaring May inflation triggered by geopolitical conflicts and rising energy costs.

NEP 2020 Frees Students From Subject Prisons Into Jobless Liberty

Union Minister Dr. Jitendra Singh claims the NEP 2020 liberates students from subject prisons, but TCJP examines the reality of multi-disciplinary unemployment.

Naihati Rape Case: Civic Chief's Son Arrested Amid Courtroom Chaos

The TCJP Dispatch desk reports on the arrest of a civic chief's son in Bengal's Naihati, where angry crowds pelted eggs and shoes outside the court.

India's Paper Leaks Are the Fever, Unemployment Is the Disease

Beyond the immediate outrage of leaked exams, India’s youth face a deeper economic crisis of jobless growth and systemic stagnation.