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Official dispatches, issue explainers and on-the-record statements from the Cockroach Janta Party — the news desk of India’s overqualified, underemployed and politically frustrated youth.
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CJP Founder Cautions Students Against Life-Threatening Protests
CJP founder Abhijeet Dipke references Sonam Wangchuk's fasting to urge students against dangerous protests, emphasizing responsible activism and well-being.
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Viral Clip: Dipke Clarifies 'Out of Context' Eating Footage
CJP's Abhijeet Dipke addresses a viral video of him eating during Sonam Wangchuk's fast, calling the clip 'out of context' and explaining the situation.
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Delhi HC Unblocks CJP's X Account: A Win for Digital Free Speech?
The Delhi High Court ordered the unblocking of the Citizens for Justice and Peace (CJP) X account, a move Abhijeet Dipke hailed as a significant victory for
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Delhi HC Orders Twitter Unblock for Cockroach Janata Party
The Delhi High Court has ordered the unblocking of the Cockroach Janata Party's Twitter account, a significant victory for party leader Abhijeet Dipk and the
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NEET Row: CJP Founder's 'Birthday Gift' to Education Minister
Amidst the NEET exam controversy, CJP founder Abhijeet Dipke sends a pointed message to Education Minister Dharmendra Pradhan, demanding accountability for the
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CJP Protest Day 17: Police Filming Allegations, Wangchuk's Fast
Day 17 of CJP protest sees serious allegations of police filming women volunteers by Abhijeet Dipke, while Sonam Wangchuk's hunger strike enters its 9th day.
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